If you were an ocean, I'd learn to float.

I watch stupid dorks and write fanfiction about them. Welcome to my abode.

It’s funny to think that I got Pokémon Black 2 last year for my birthday but I haven’t even beaten Clay yet.

It’s too god dang warm in my room at night

  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

ridge:

this probably tops all the other wisdom teeth videos

(via davidandthat)